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« on: October 02, 2013, 01:59:10 PM »

They did so many episodes I can't do a poll.

So far I'd say Monster A-Go-Go! was the most boring and difficult to watch.
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2013, 03:03:34 PM »

When Pearl came one, it went down hill. So I say Pearl til end.
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2013, 04:04:32 PM »

Hamlet.  I barely made it 10 minutes into that.
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2013, 05:03:30 PM »

I'm sorry. I mean which movie sucked the most. Not the quality of the episodes.
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2013, 05:20:04 PM »

For me, most of the crime dramas. They had a nastiness that took a LOT of 'sugar'- (Jokes) to cover.
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2013, 06:52:35 PM »

THE STARFIGHTERS for sure. There may have been no monster in MONSTER A GO-GO, but there was no movie in STARFIGHTERS.
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2013, 09:04:41 PM »

The Creeping Terror is so painfully bad.  To me, it's a tie with Manos.
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2013, 09:31:01 PM »

THE STARFIGHTERS for sure. There may have been no monster in MONSTER A GO-GO, but there was no movie in STARFIGHTERS.
What about Skydivers?  I think they sum it up well by saying, "So a stranger comes into town, touches nobody's life, and leaves." 

Red Zone Cuba is also a horrible piece of garbage.  ... It does have a nice theme song though.   TongueOut
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2013, 09:47:08 PM »

THE STARFIGHTERS for sure. There may have been no monster in MONSTER A GO-GO, but there was no movie in STARFIGHTERS.
What about Skydivers?  I think they sum it up well by saying, "So a stranger comes into town, touches nobody's life, and leaves." 

Red Zone Cuba is also a horrible piece of garbage.  ... It does have a nice theme song though.   TongueOut

SKYDIVERS and CUBA both had plots... incoherent plots, but plots nonetheless. Nothing of import happened in STARFIGHTERS. There was some refueling, it was revealed that a pilot's date was once a corn detasseler, and they tried on poopy suits and got in the pool.

Did anyone else see STARFIGHTERS? I can't be alone here. Seriously, it was not a movie. It was an air force ad interrupted by stock footage.
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2013, 08:05:04 AM »


Did anyone else see STARFIGHTERS? I can't be alone here. Seriously, it was not a movie. It was an air force ad interrupted by stock footage.
Oh, Lord...I think it was an Infomercial for the Lockheed F-104. Talk about product placement!
The ep. of WINGS about the F-104 was only 45 min when you edit the commercials, and the narrator was a better 'actor' to boot!

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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2013, 08:13:22 AM »

I remember reading that the crew themselves felt Overdrawn at the Memory Bank was the most ridiculously slow and boring one they watched. having a good actor like Raul Julia involved made it worse.
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2013, 08:14:43 AM »

I remember reading that the crew themselves felt Overdrawn at the Memory Bank was the most ridiculously slow and boring one they watched. having a good actor like Raul Julia involved made it worse.
I know. You could tell they were embarrassed for him.
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2013, 09:30:05 AM »

I think Manos.  That film was hard to watch on it's own and MST3K didn't help much.
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2013, 10:35:11 AM »

THE ROBOT VS THE AZTEC MUMMY and CASTLE OF FU MANCHU.
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2013, 10:54:36 AM »

Even though I own the non-MST3K dvd (and it's sequel), I'd probably have to say that Hobgoblins is right up there with the worst...
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