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Worst MST3K Movie

Started by Olivia Bauer, October 02, 2013, 01:59:10 PM

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Olivia Bauer

They did so many episodes I can't do a poll.

So far I'd say Monster A-Go-Go! was the most boring and difficult to watch.

Leah

When Pearl came one, it went down hill. So I say Pearl til end.
yeah no.

Jack

Hamlet.  I barely made it 10 minutes into that.
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Olivia Bauer

I'm sorry. I mean which movie sucked the most. Not the quality of the episodes.

Flangepart

For me, most of the crime dramas. They had a nastiness that took a LOT of 'sugar'- (Jokes) to cover.
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Rev. Powell

THE STARFIGHTERS for sure. There may have been no monster in MONSTER A GO-GO, but there was no movie in STARFIGHTERS.
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retrorussell

The Creeping Terror is so painfully bad.  To me, it's a tie with Manos.
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Chainsawmidget

Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 02, 2013, 06:52:35 PM
THE STARFIGHTERS for sure. There may have been no monster in MONSTER A GO-GO, but there was no movie in STARFIGHTERS.
What about Skydivers?  I think they sum it up well by saying, "So a stranger comes into town, touches nobody's life, and leaves." 

Red Zone Cuba is also a horrible piece of garbage.  ... It does have a nice theme song though.   :tongueout:

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 02, 2013, 09:31:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 02, 2013, 06:52:35 PM
THE STARFIGHTERS for sure. There may have been no monster in MONSTER A GO-GO, but there was no movie in STARFIGHTERS.
What about Skydivers?  I think they sum it up well by saying, "So a stranger comes into town, touches nobody's life, and leaves." 

Red Zone Cuba is also a horrible piece of garbage.  ... It does have a nice theme song though.   :tongueout:

SKYDIVERS and CUBA both had plots... incoherent plots, but plots nonetheless. Nothing of import happened in STARFIGHTERS. There was some refueling, it was revealed that a pilot's date was once a corn detasseler, and they tried on poopy suits and got in the pool.

Did anyone else see STARFIGHTERS? I can't be alone here. Seriously, it was not a movie. It was an air force ad interrupted by stock footage.
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Flangepart

Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 02, 2013, 09:47:08 PM

Did anyone else see STARFIGHTERS? I can't be alone here. Seriously, it was not a movie. It was an air force ad interrupted by stock footage.
Oh, Lord...I think it was an Infomercial for the Lockheed F-104. Talk about product placement!
The ep. of WINGS about the F-104 was only 45 min when you edit the commercials, and the narrator was a better 'actor' to boot!

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lester1/2jr

I remember reading that the crew themselves felt Overdrawn at the Memory Bank was the most ridiculously slow and boring one they watched. having a good actor like Raul Julia involved made it worse.

Flangepart

Quote from: lester1/2jr on October 03, 2013, 08:13:22 AM
I remember reading that the crew themselves felt Overdrawn at the Memory Bank was the most ridiculously slow and boring one they watched. having a good actor like Raul Julia involved made it worse.
I know. You could tell they were embarrassed for him.
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Bushma

I think Manos.  That film was hard to watch on it's own and MST3K didn't help much.
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Even though I own the non-MST3K dvd (and it's sequel), I'd probably have to say that Hobgoblins is right up there with the worst...
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