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SynapticBoomstick
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« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2013, 04:29:05 PM »

Ah, but who would lead this 'army'...I can see Manos as the Commendant of B-stalag 13...but who is the Commander of such a rag tag band of heckraizers?

George Kennedy riding the Giant Claw.
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2013, 04:39:31 PM »

Ah, but who would lead this 'army'...I can see Manos as the Commendant of B-stalag 13...but who is the Commander of such a rag tag band of heckraizers?
Nazi Dracula riding a Tyrannosaurus. 

Played by Christopher Walken. 


And by that, I mean Walken could play either the dinosaur or the Nazi vampire.   
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« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2013, 08:04:04 PM »

I think we need to fight the Imperial German steam zombies from SUCKER PUNCH.  RC can wear the school girl uniform!
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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2013, 08:33:16 PM »

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This unleashed an eldritch abomination that lays waste to all it sees. To redeem himself and save the world Andrew collects a team of bad movie enthusiasts to seal the monster away.
You forgot about the part where the abomination leads an evil army ripped straight from the depths of hell.  ... "Hell" in this case simply meaning "some of the worst movies imaginable." 



Very well. Even the dead will return for this.

Members of the Army:

MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE

-The Master
-Torgo

IT CONQUERED THE WORLD

-Carrot Alien

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

-All aliens and Zombies

THE GIANT CLAW

-Flying battleship Vulture

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

-All of the cars, including the Green Goblin car

CASTLE OF FU MAN CHU

-Fu Man Chu with the might of Dracula
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« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2013, 09:53:23 PM »

I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

There goes the PG rating.
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« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2013, 10:29:56 PM »

I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

Ok, but only because you really want to see me naked...
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« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2013, 01:21:07 AM »

Trevor - A film archivist with a knowledge of the worst and most obscure cinematic turds.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

I not only have a knowledge of them, I carry the damn things around with me.  Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2013, 01:35:37 AM »

I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

 Buggedout+ TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2013, 07:00:38 AM »

I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

There goes the PG rating.

Not if "PG" stands for "Pretty Gross."

I want a role as a guy who dies in a storm of machine-gun fire. It doesn't even have to be heroic. I have wanted that role in a movie for years now. Seriously. Seriously sad, I know...
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« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2013, 07:44:59 AM »

Only one man can be the Minister of Propaganda for the evil army -ED WOOD JR!
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« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2013, 09:57:53 AM »

Hows about a narrator? Or an obnoxious dj on the radio? Or that guy who plays the voice of the dispatcher on the cop car radio? Or a binders' assistant for the big newspaper scene? I know how to ride a motorcycle!
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« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2013, 12:49:33 PM »

I can narrate. That ought to be a safe roll....
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« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2013, 01:05:51 PM »

I can narrate. That ought to be a safe roll....

Alright, then... I'll be that one zombie that keeps looking at the camera.
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« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2013, 10:27:02 PM »

I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

Ah, finally, truth in advertising!   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2013, 08:40:53 AM »

I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

Ah, finally, truth in advertising!   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
That could be series all by itself!
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