Let's Recast HORRIBLE movies!

[Chainsaw midget]

I just thought this might be fun.  Come on, let's take a movie that has almost no redeeming value and recast it into big screen blockbusters! 

So, let's start with something really horrible like ... Manos The Hands of Fate

Now for Torgo, you need someone that can stutter, twitch, and act strangely, so who better than...


Nic Cage! 

And for The Master...
I was tempted to say Christopher Walken, but I think that one's too easy.  I think you need somebody a bit less impossing. 

I'd so with Jeff Godblum


Doesn't look all that threatening, but if you've ever seen Mr. Frost, you know he can do pure evil perfectly. 

So, how about the rest of you?  Any other ideas for Manos?  What about some other baddies?

[Trevor]

Me as Johnny in THE ROOM.

[Kaseykockroach]

How about Muppet versions?

Manos: The Hands of Fate
Kermit as the father
Miss Piggy as the mother
Prairie Dawn as the daughter
Gonzo as Torgo
Sam the Eagle as the Master

[Flangepart]

How about Muppet versions?

Manos: The Hands of Fate
Kermit as the father
Miss Piggy as the mother
Prairie Dawn as the daughter
Gonzo as Torgo
Sam the Eagle as the Master

Muppet anything is good.