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« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2013, 12:31:20 PM »

The potential for a movie here is enormous!




Wait, you forgot to work 'zombie' into it.
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« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2013, 04:59:12 PM »

It's not my creation. Either way, I think they got hung up on the concept of a "robot zombie", never mind the "Nazi" bit. Wouldn't there have to be Jewish sharks for a Nazi shark to oppress? My Sicilian, Greek, Arab, French, and Jewish avatar would like to know.  TeddyR
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« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2013, 05:25:27 PM »

It's not my creation. Either way, I think they got hung up on the concept of a "robot zombie", never mind the "Nazi" bit. Wouldn't there have to be Jewish sharks for a Nazi shark to oppress? My Sicilian, Greek, Arab, French, and Jewish avatar would like to know.  TeddyR
Hummm...would that go under the heading of 'you are what you eat?"  Smile
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« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2013, 10:03:08 PM »

We could try different genres altogether...


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« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2013, 02:16:35 AM »

"Snow Sharks"... they should have called it that. Or maybe... SNORKS!? .... oh wait.
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« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2013, 07:34:34 AM »

Robot zombie sharks with laser beams on their heads!

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« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2013, 09:12:22 AM »

Another one on the way lol:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3152098/
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« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2013, 08:02:22 AM »

Another one on the way lol:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3152098/

Yee, hee hee hee....I may be right, Sharks are the new zombies!
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« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2013, 12:43:20 AM »

*Slaps self in disbelief*: I just found out that a friend of mine is the executive producer on Avalanche Sharks. Oy. Buggedout
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« Reply #39 on: October 31, 2013, 02:55:51 PM »

Wouldn't there have to be Jewish sharks for a Nazi shark to oppress? My Sicilian, Greek, Arab, French, and Jewish avatar would like to know.

It's odd how my lame joke got a little funnier over the short passage of time here.  TeddyR
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