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« on: October 11, 2013, 11:29:58 AM »

My latest review covers the latest costume drama from Ivory Merchant - MACHETE KILLS...

http://influxmagazine.com/machete-kills/
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2013, 05:39:42 PM »

Now  I am DEFINITELY in!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2013, 05:04:59 PM »

Bonus for all of you guys who love me to death out there - they've just started adding my picture to my reviews, beginning with this one.  C'mon - you KNOW you're curious...
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2013, 05:17:43 PM »

I enjoyed the review....going to have to watch the movie now. ;)

Thanks!
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2013, 12:57:11 AM »

Can't wait for the DVD!
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2013, 01:45:20 PM »

It's mind-blowing to think that Danny Trejo is almost 71 years old! This guy has been around and then some to be sure!
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2014, 07:40:25 AM »

I watched this one Wednesday night and thoroughly enjoyed it.  Lots of cameos by famous stars - and Charlie Sheen as President of the USA!!! LOL
The body count was definitely higher than in the first movie, and the effects were well done for the most part.  One thing that I was a little surprised by was the lack of nudity in the film, considering how much skin the first one showed - although there was one brief scene in the deleted scenes (which are pretty watchable overall, BTW!)  Sofia Vergara is absolutely over the top as the man-eating madam with the machine gun bra, and Mel Gibson chews up the landscape as the villain Vos.  I am definitely ready for the last movie in this trilogy.
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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2014, 05:05:30 AM »

Oh hey, I was worried about that one since critics rated it far less favorably than the first one (Machete's vs Machete Kills' Rotten Tomatoes scores: 72% vs 29%). But, reading your review, I will definitely give it a watch.
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2014, 01:49:19 PM »

Thanks, man!  Yeah, if you leave your brain at the door, there should be no reason that you won't have a blast with it!
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2014, 05:22:24 PM »

Nice review! Although it pretty much confirmed my belief that I don't need to see it.  BounceGiggle
(It's weird, 16-year-old me would've been all over a movie like this, but now, mehhhh).
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