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« on: October 16, 2013, 08:05:59 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2013, 12:16:29 PM »

Dang it! They said this nut bank was easy to get into.

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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2013, 12:24:27 PM »


I can't say I recommend Terrorsaurus vs the Squirrel from Beyond.  Sure the box art looked good, but the effects were pretty lacking. 

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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2013, 12:58:16 PM »

Mwah!  Mwah!  I don't care if our parents don't approve; I love you!  And that's all that matters!

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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2013, 01:05:08 AM »

Human sacrifice, squirrels and plastic dinosaurs living together... mass hysteria!

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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2013, 02:14:38 AM »

Here I am walking through the park, right? I get to the family picnic area and there they are doing it again in broad daylight, Squirrelly and T-Rex playing tonsil hockey and get this, T-rex has his claw on Squirrelly's nuts!

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