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« on: November 07, 2013, 02:03:38 PM »

Rich? Like to live dangeriously? Functionally suicidal? Have we got a cruise for you!

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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 02:46:35 PM »

Gee,Marge...I had no idea that turtles got so big in Antarctica.

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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2013, 11:43:37 AM »

Oh my GOD!!! It's the Love Boat! Run away!!!!

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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2013, 12:45:07 PM »

A quick dunk in ice water before cooking ensures the Kaiju meat is nice and flaky.

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