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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2013, 07:56:53 PM »

I'm not seeing anything?

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2013, 02:36:25 AM »

There, fixed it. The original site must have moved or renamed it.
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2013, 04:12:37 PM »

The moral of this story: "Never ever argue with Grandma, especially if she is packing heat." Too funny. Though, I am glad that no one got hurt.
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2013, 02:55:42 PM »

ROFL! That made my day....sure glad that it turned out okay. BounceGiggle

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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2013, 02:09:40 AM »

I can see it now...the central plot mechanic for Grand Theft Auto VITeddyR

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