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« on: November 12, 2013, 03:22:24 PM »

     Just when you thought it was safe, again....

http://www.blastr.com/2013-10-18/look-out-syfy-following-sharknado-stonado

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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2013, 04:57:00 PM »

Sharknado was probably my least favorite goofy shark movie.  Stones may actually be more exciting lol.  I caught the last half of the Bering Sea Gold monster show, that was awful too  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2013, 03:01:50 AM »

     Just when you thought it was safe, again....

http://www.blastr.com/2013-10-18/look-out-syfy-following-sharknado-stonado


Yikes: I see the Cigarette Smoking Man is in the cast too.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2013, 10:03:47 AM »

When I saw the title "Stonado", my first thought was "a whirlwind of marijuana???"
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2013, 12:57:04 PM »

NO MORE "IT'S A TORNADO AND-" MOVIES! Shrapnel, electricity, dark matter, sharks, bees, water, sand, KILLER WEATHER MOVIES ARE NOT COOL. NO. BAD! Hatred

We're this close to freaking Thornado: "This time it's an act of god!"
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2013, 01:07:23 PM »

KILLER WEATHER MOVIES ARE NOT COOL.


Yes, Twister (1996) was particularly bad. From the bad physics to the bad acting to the bad soundtrack. Everything about that movie was just annoyingly bad. I rate it a .
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2013, 01:27:52 PM »

Yes, Twister (1996) was particularly bad. From the bad physics to the bad acting to the bad soundtrack. Everything about that movie was just annoyingly bad. I rate it a .

It's bad, but I like it. The bad guys are in black, corporate sponsored, SUV's and the good guys are in beat up pick up trucks, and everybody's intensity is turned up to eleven. It's the TOP GUN of bad weather movies.
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2013, 02:09:18 PM »

Yes, Twister (1996) was particularly bad. From the bad physics to the bad acting to the bad soundtrack. Everything about that movie was just annoyingly bad. I rate it a .

It's bad, but I like it. The bad guys are in black SUV's and the good guys are in beat up pick up trucks, and everybody's intensity is turned up to eleven. It's the TOP GUN of bad weather movies.


I liked it as well....and am one of the few that didn't think it was all that bad.

As for Stonado,I'll probably check it out.
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2013, 04:36:18 PM »

When I saw the title "Stonado", my first thought was "a whirlwind of marijuana???"
You and me both. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2013, 04:57:53 PM »

not that SHARKNADO was the smoothest example of a portmanteau word I've ever seen, but 'STONADO' barely even works. It almost looks like you should pronounce it "STON"-"ADO"
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2013, 09:50:54 AM »

When I saw the title "Stonado", my first thought was "a whirlwind of marijuana???"
You and me both. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2013, 01:45:32 PM »

What's next? This, no doubt:

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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2013, 08:44:19 PM »

Haha, I'm finding all the hate for "Twister" particularly funny cuz that movie is on AMC right now, my wife has it on in the background as I type this.

I agree, "Twister" is goofy but I can't help but dig it, it's a sentimental favorite of my wife and I. It was the first movie we went to see together on a "real" date back in the day (all together now: "awwwwwww....").  TeddyR

As for "Stonado," that has gotta be the most awkward title ever. It sounds like it should star Cheech and Chong.
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2013, 11:59:52 PM »

this was the only good thing about Twister imo

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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2013, 03:12:04 PM »

this was the only good thing about Twister imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wndX9pTCxx8



I thought Helen Hunt in shorts and a tight top was the best thing about Twister.

... C'mon, I can't be the only one who thought she was cute... can I??  Buggedout
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