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« on: November 28, 2013, 01:50:38 PM »
At the height of child sexual abuse accusations, Michael Jackson (R.I.P.) married Lisa Marie Presley.


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I never bought it. To me this marriage was a sham. I rather believe O.J. Simpson didn't kill anybody  TeddyR

What's the biggest celebrity lie that irks you?
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2013, 10:34:46 PM »
We are worth your attention.
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2013, 10:58:43 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2013, 11:51:20 PM »
Quote from: claws on November 28, 2013, 01:50:38 PM
I rather believe O.J. Simpson didn't kill anybody  TeddyR

He recently claimed that he had to kill Nicole Brown Simpson in self-defense!   Lookingup
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2013, 12:31:33 AM »
Well, we all know how dangerous 120 pound petite blonde women are to hulking former NFL athletes!
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2013, 12:42:46 AM »
I hope I don't sound bitter, but I believe that Prince Charles' marriage to Lady Diana Spencer was a sham and a lie. He knew that his concubine (Camilla Parker-Mess My Bowels  Buggedout) was not able to provide him with a heir and a spare, so he wooed and married a pretty young girl who was able to do that. When Princes William and Harry came along, she was discarded.  Hatred

I genuinely liked (and like) Diana but she was trapped in a loveless marriage and used as a breeding oven: alarmingly like what happened to her ancestor Georgiana Spencer as seen in the film The Duchess.
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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2013, 01:51:15 AM »

The biggest celebrity lie?

"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. PERIOD."

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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2013, 09:41:39 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2013, 05:04:58 PM »
PAUL is dead. 

Or, PAUL is alive. 
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2013, 11:54:54 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on December 03, 2013, 05:04:58 PM
PAUL is dead. 

Or, PAUL is alive. 
Yes, but was Paul really a walrus?
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 01:27:46 AM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on December 03, 2013, 05:04:58 PM
PAUL is dead. 

Or, PAUL is alive. 



I'm leaning toward "dead".
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2013, 07:31:37 AM »
I think they meant a different Paul. Lookingup
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2013, 10:45:38 AM »
Too soon?
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claws
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2013, 11:02:15 AM »
Quote from: zelmo73 on December 04, 2013, 10:45:38 AM
Too soon?

I guess not. I've been reading Paul Walker jokes posted on message boards since two days ago.
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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2013, 05:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on December 03, 2013, 11:54:54 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on December 03, 2013, 05:04:58 PM
PAUL is dead. 

Or, PAUL is alive. 
Yes, but was Paul really a walrus?

"Goo goo g'joob!" to you, too.
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