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« on: December 15, 2013, 10:11:43 AM »

British medical experts have determined that Bond, James Bond would be quite the alcoholic in real life;

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Doctors analysing the Ian Fleming novels show James Bond polishes off the equivalent of one and a half bottles of wine every day.

They say he is not the man to trust to deactivate a nuclear bomb.


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He said Bond would be classified in the "top whack" of problem drinkers and would be at high risk of liver damage, an early death and impotence.

"So he might be practising safe sex after all," said Dr Davies.


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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2013, 11:36:22 AM »

I always got sense a real-life Bond would've gotten his ass killed on the very first mission.  He's really not all that stealthy.
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2013, 12:59:54 PM »

^ Very true.  In real life he'd have gotten killed about twice a day so I don't think drinking would have been a problem.
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