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SOLVED: "I hate robot spiders!" from mid-1980s

Started by zelmo73, December 15, 2013, 08:27:30 PM

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zelmo73

This was the only line of dialogue that I can remember from this bad '80s movie. It was one of those cheesy sexploitation movies that starred three women who were undoubtedly nude models of some kind due to all the nudity in the film. One blonde, one big-chested brunette (black, hispanic, or Indian?), and...I don't remember the other chick.

They were secret agents or something. I can't remember. All I do remember is that they ran around in skimpy outfits a lot, which was nice!

The quote in the thread title comes after a scene where the blonde gal is laying in bed in her skimpy nighty, while a robot spider was apparently sent in to assassinate her in her sleep. She wakes up to find the robot creepy crawler as it crawled on to her scantily-clad body. While she lays there motionless, the robot spider climbs over the swell of her pretty breast, going for her neck apparently. In a swift motion, she knocks the robot spider off of her and destroys it with something. Then she pants, out of breath, before breaking the fourth wall and looks directly at the movie audience and says: "I hate robot spiders!"


What movie is this?
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"


zelmo73

No, this one was most definitely R-rated. That one came out in 2005, this one I'm guessing 1985 or 1986.
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

indianasmith

THE LOST EMPIRE - One of my favorite B-movies of all time!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Gst0395

Oh man, that movie sounds so awesomely campy.

zelmo73

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Quote from: indianasmith on December 15, 2013, 11:55:57 PM
THE LOST EMPIRE - One of my favorite B-movies of all time!!!


I found pictures from that movie on Metacrawler and it looks like this is the one! The name even sounds familiar. It's not exactly how I remember it, but I haven't seen it in 25 years. Thanks!

First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

Gst0395

Quote from: zelmo73 on December 16, 2013, 11:09:42 AM
I found pictures from that movie on Metacrawler and it looks like this is the one! The name even sounds familiar. It's not exactly how I remember it, but I haven't seen it in 25 years. Thanks!
You must have a good memory to remember this movie from that far back. Must have been a blast.

indianasmith

It is everything a bad movie lover could hope for, and more!!! :thumbup:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

zelmo73

Quote from: Gst0395 on December 16, 2013, 04:47:28 PM
Quote from: zelmo73 on December 16, 2013, 11:09:42 AM
I found pictures from that movie on Metacrawler and it looks like this is the one! The name even sounds familiar. It's not exactly how I remember it, but I haven't seen it in 25 years. Thanks!
You must have a good memory to remember this movie from that far back. Must have been a blast.

I have a great memory as far as faces, places, and stuff I've seen. Names and movie titles tend to escape me though!  :cheers:
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"