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« on: December 30, 2013, 05:30:53 PM »

I've actually laughed tears watching the first 15 minutes. Don't get me wrong, this direct-to-video release is awful. It's cheap and shot overly bright on film stock that looks like a mix between TV cam quality and real film. It's about some jerk who enjoys to fart and is obsessed with watching TV. He eats flatuence-inducing junk food which of course enhances his farting. He lives together with his fiance (or wife?) and she about had enough with his farting (she is always prepared with a oxygen mask and countless cans of airfreshner whenever he lets a big one go). He actually has a Fart-Seismograph in his kitchen and seems very proud reading the results.
Anyway, after a heated argument with his fiance (including all sorts of noisy farts. I lost it there and had to pause the film) he refuses to go with her to a New Year's Eve party, and stays home watching TV. Well, after that the film went downhill really fast. We get to see endless Three Stooges (!) footage and weird game shows about farting.

Odd movie for the immature who like to giggle about farts.
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2013, 11:18:20 AM »

He lives together with his fiance (or wife?) and she about had enough with his farting.

This is not a movie.  This is my life.


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