I tell ya, Kirk old boy...

Flangepart · December 20, 2013, 03:08:54 PM

Harry: "I tell ya, Kirk old boy- once you've had android, ya never go back!"

retrorussell · December 20, 2013, 06:44:41 PM

Kirk: That's the worst Cap'n Crunch costume I've ever seen.
Man: My cereal stays crunchy in milk!
Kirk: Who the HELL invited you!!!

Javakoala · December 27, 2013, 08:02:56 AM

Harry: "Well, yes, they are a bit 'mechanical' in bed, but you can program them to tell all their friends how great you were."
Kirk: "I'll take 3!"

tracy · December 27, 2013, 02:35:34 PM

Don't worry,Captain. When you wear this one out I've 11 more just like it.

sprite75 · December 27, 2013, 08:15:58 PM

...Viagra is a miracle drug!