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« on: December 28, 2013, 11:21:58 PM »

SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!;

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NORTH CHARLESTON, SC (WCBD) - Senseless acts of violence are usually associated with guns or knives. It's not every day that someone is arrested for assault with a deadly squirrel.

Helen Ann Williams of North Charleston, South Carolina was charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature. Police say she stabbed her husband in the chest and shoulder with a ceramic squirrel.

They say she sent him out to buy beer on Christmas Eve, but stores were closed and he came home empty-handed. She then allegedly stabbed him with the weaponized squirrel.


Guess he wasn't seriously injured.  No word on the squirrel.
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2013, 02:04:08 AM »

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NORTH CHARLESTON, SC (WCBD) - Senseless acts of violence are usually associated with guns or knives. It's not every day that someone is arrested for assault with a deadly squirrel.
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2013, 10:35:43 AM »

Waiting for Ed to post something about how Squirrels will take over the world. TongueOut
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2013, 10:54:13 AM »

I would choose a weapon with less nuts. Wink
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2013, 01:31:57 PM »

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he came home empty-handed.

I hope the judge throws the book at him.
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2013, 02:52:00 PM »

I thought that South Carolina was the redneck state and North Carolina was the Bible Belt state. I can understand Bible Belt states closing their liquor stores on Christmas Eve, but you'd figure that redneck states would keep their doors open for that. Up here in Alaska, it's always Beer:30, 365 days a year.  Cheers
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2013, 03:54:27 PM »

I thought that South Carolina was the redneck state and North Carolina was the Bible Belt state. I can understand Bible Belt states closing their liquor stores on Christmas Eve, but you'd figure that redneck states would keep their doors open for that. Up here in Alaska, it's always Beer:30, 365 days a year.  Cheers
psst, the don't keep their doors open for fear that someone would steal their moonshine. Wink TongueOut
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2013, 05:15:05 PM »

That's one of the nuttiest stories I've ever read, and there is some bizarre stuff squirreled away on this site!
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2013, 05:26:24 PM »

I thought that South Carolina was the redneck state and North Carolina was the Bible Belt state. I can understand Bible Belt states closing their liquor stores on Christmas Eve, but you'd figure that redneck states would keep their doors open for that. Up here in Alaska, it's always Beer:30, 365 days a year.  Cheers

Of course you would think that if all the places selling alcoholic beverages were going to be closed that one would plan ahead.  Perhaps the wife did try to plan ahead but the husband drank all her efforts.
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2013, 01:31:39 PM »

Sulking as someone scooped me on this....
That will learn me to unlug for the weekend. 
Paranoia aside.  My main thought is, that if thats the best thing she can use to assault her husband, she was not trying.  Hell, a Yard Gnome is scarier.


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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2014, 08:06:49 PM »


Not sure what to say about this one......
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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2014, 09:25:41 PM »


Not sure what to say about this one......

Plan ahead?
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2014, 02:34:15 PM »


Not sure what to say about this one......

Plan ahead?

I guess, mate  BounceGiggle
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