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« on: January 03, 2014, 09:30:27 AM »

Real Estate Agent: " So think about it. Old school charm, dank and dour, and has build in dongon. And at this price, is a steal. Would make great evil lair, Mr. Evil. "

Dr. Evil: "That's Dr. Evil to you, Boris. Just because Fearless leader gave me your card, don't patronize me. I have lasers." 

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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2014, 11:56:59 AM »

The former residence of Sir Shabby the Slob.

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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2014, 01:46:15 PM »

Beautiful 17-room, 4-story mansion on 22 acres in a well established community.  Classic design with extensive custom stonework, and lots of windows.  Endless Possibilities!  Call Igor at (666) 666-5000 to schedule a viewing.

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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2014, 03:53:25 AM »

Call Igor at (666) 666-5000 to schedule a viewing.

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