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« on: January 04, 2014, 10:42:05 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2014, 12:57:55 PM »

I'd kind of like it if our city council were all replaced with Klingons.   They'd get some stuff straightened out lol.

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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2014, 05:47:21 PM »

No wonder he couldn't make it work. Everyone knows  Indian Trail, N.C. is Romulan country.

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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2014, 04:39:45 AM »

All I can say to that is "K'apla!"  Wink

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