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Flangepart
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« on: January 20, 2014, 09:37:22 AM »



Her: "I just love a guy with big leaves."

Him: "Uh huh. (Dullsville) Say blondie, I know this guy from Japan. Do you like Mushrooms?
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2014, 02:19:05 PM »

Thanks for playing our game,Swamp Man....you win the booby prize.
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 05:33:56 AM »

"You know I like it dirty!"
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retrorussell
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2014, 06:51:16 PM »

(director offscreen) Okay, here's your cue!  Scream convincingly this time!
Girl: Like, ahh!
(director) DAMN IT!!!  YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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Javakoala
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2014, 09:16:17 AM »



Her: "I hope your 'bark' is worse than your bite."

Him: "Damn typecasting. Next year I'm doing Shakespeare In The Park. I'd be great in 'Macbeth'."
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BoyScoutKevin
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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2014, 07:16:10 PM »



Her: "I hope your 'bark' is worse than your bite."

Him: "Damn typecasting. Next year I'm doing Shakespeare In The Park. I'd be great in 'Macbeth'."



And Birnam Wood walks once more.
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