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« on: February 13, 2014, 11:31:17 AM »

The old ones entered the world when hubby made the mistake of buying cheap beer before they opened the ancient jarcofiges.

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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2014, 02:16:27 PM »

Gee,honey,nothing goes better with ancient pottery than a cold beer.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2014, 02:47:09 PM »

Uh, what the hell is this, honey?
It's an urn!  For you to ralf in after we get SH*TFACED!!!  Woo hoo!!!

HBO in space!<br />
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2014, 07:50:50 PM »

Oh.  I thought this was about my life.


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