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« on: February 13, 2014, 07:56:54 PM »

Well, this ought to make Florida feel not quite so alone;

Though you're probably satisfied with the amount of information contained in the headline "Guy with flower pot on head robs gas station with chainsaw" and the accompanying photograph, here are a few more details about a recent robbery in Australia.

On Monday, a man allegedly entered a 7-Eleven in Australia, armed with a chainsaw

He allegedly demanded money, but mooned the employees and stole a soda when they wouldn't hand over cash

He supposedly knocked over multiple shelves and damaged a car on his way out


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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2014, 08:45:53 PM »

Chainsaw Midget . . .  calling Chainsaw Midget!

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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2014, 04:42:18 PM »

Those wonderful Aussies. (I just have to go there soon.) Being Down Under, of course, they got everything backwards. You wear the chainsaw on your head and hold up the gas station with the flower pot.
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2014, 12:56:08 AM »

Has anyone seen Dean lately?  Wink

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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2014, 01:08:22 AM »

Chainsaw Midget . . .  calling Chainsaw Midget!

It wasn't me!  I swear!  You can't prove anything!

I was... crap... gotta think of an alibi... I was NOT robbing a 7/11 at the time.  I think they bought that.  That's a perfect airtight alibi.  No way can that be confused with actually robbing a 7/11 at the time.

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Hi there!

« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2014, 01:16:16 AM »

Man, those pot heads are really upping the ante now. TeddyR

yeah no.
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