Guy with chainsaw & flower pot on head holds up gas station

[sprite75]

Well, this ought to make Florida feel not quite so alone;

Though you're probably satisfied with the amount of information contained in the headline "Guy with flower pot on head robs gas station with chainsaw" and the accompanying photograph, here are a few more details about a recent robbery in Australia.

On Monday, a man allegedly entered a 7-Eleven in Australia, armed with a chainsaw

He allegedly demanded money, but mooned the employees and stole a soda when they wouldn't hand over cash

He supposedly knocked over multiple shelves and damaged a car on his way out

[indianasmith]

Chainsaw Midget . . .  calling Chainsaw Midget!

[BoyScoutKevin]

Those wonderful Aussies. (I just have to go there soon.) Being Down Under, of course, they got everything backwards. You wear the chainsaw on your head and hold up the gas station with the flower pot.

[Trevor]

Has anyone seen Dean lately? 

[Chainsawmidget]

Chainsaw Midget . . .  calling Chainsaw Midget!

It wasn't me!  I swear!  You can't prove anything!

I was... crap... gotta think of an alibi... I was NOT robbing a 7/11 at the time.  I think they bought that.  That's a perfect airtight alibi.  No way can that be confused with actually robbing a 7/11 at the time.

[Leah]

Man, those pot heads are really upping the ante now.