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« on: March 11, 2014, 07:01:52 PM »

Man, someone really wanted a boat trailer;

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CLARENCE, Iowa - A Clarence man is accused of offering a sex act in exchange for a boat trailer.

According to the Linn County Attorney's Office, 37-year-old Stan M. Syring posted an ad on Craigslist offering sex for a boat trailer. The Marion Police Department conducted an investigation into the ad and made contact with Syring. Police said Syring agreed to provide a sex act and $25 in exchange for the boat trailer.


Mr. Syring is now facing a charge of prostitution.
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2014, 08:17:38 PM »

I would not accept a sex act from another dude if he was gonna GIVE me a new boat trailer for it!
(And I kinda need one - the wood on mine is all rotten!)
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2014, 10:11:59 AM »

I would not accept a sex act from another dude if he was gonna GIVE me a new boat trailer for it!
(And I kinda need one - the wood on mine is all rotten!)


You're in luck, Indy. I happen to know some guys who are excellent boat repairmen. They'll have you fixed in a jiffy....

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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2014, 07:51:51 AM »

The Smoking Gun fleshed, so to speak, this story out a bit more;

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In need of a 16-foot trailer for a flat-bottom boat, the Iowa man went on Craigslist and posted an ad proposing a barter deal in the site’s “For Sale/Wanted” section.

What Syring allegedly offered in exchange for the trailer resulted in his arrest this week, according to police.

The Craigslist post by Syring, a married, 37-year-old father, noted that the boat trailer was needed “asap,” and that the poster “will trade for sex if need be.”

After Marion Police Department officers learned of the online ad, they exchanged e-mails with the Craigslist poster discussing whether the offered act would be oral or anal sex. The parties agreed that detail would be settled when they met in person, according to police.
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2014, 11:17:00 AM »

I can't imagine needing a boat trailer that bad. Question
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2014, 05:38:16 PM »

Or needing sex so bad you'd give up your boat trailer for it.

Priorities, people. Priorities.
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2014, 08:19:40 PM »

I got your message, Indy and sorry I don't have the number to the Three Stooges boat rental and repair  shop. I'll keep trying though   Smile  Cheers
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