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Flangepart
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« on: March 24, 2014, 08:19:43 AM »

My fave. comic. KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE has an online topic available, where you describe your last game session in five words.
Like, "Never split up the party", "Tomer the dwarf: Crit sponge" or "Fighter falls in pit, repeatedly."
Sooo...

What about our own- Describe a film in five words?
Like...
Pacific Rim: Megabots pummel Megabeasties with gusto.
Night of the Blood beast: Man carries alien babies poorly.
Manos The Hands of fate: Torgo just won't get any.
Gorgo: Where she goes, trouble follows.

It's a start. You?

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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2014, 09:24:29 AM »

Frankenstein's Army:  "Found Footage" of Steampunk Frankensteins. 
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2014, 09:31:58 AM »

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE: This was the best plan?
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2014, 12:44:23 PM »

     STAR TREK V- Bill Shatner's mid-life crisis.
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2014, 12:45:03 PM »

ARMY OF DARKNESS: Ash considers the past ungroovy.

SOYLENT GREEN: Man bites man ad infinitum.

JAWS: Human chum makes sharks come.
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2014, 10:32:33 PM »

RETURN TO NUKE'EM HIGH, PART I:  Lloyd thinks boobies make movies.
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2014, 11:16:35 PM »

I think we did something like this a long, long time ago.  Fun!

EVIL DEAD II: Ash cuts Henrietta; travels time.
MY BLOODY VALENTINE: Hearts cut out by miner.
FRIDAY THE 13TH: Jason's mom's mad at counselors!
DEMONS: Undead chomp moviegoers at theater.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: Burned child killer haunts dreams.
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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2014, 03:36:50 AM »

The Demon

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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2014, 06:21:39 PM »

GODZILLA: Giant reptile makes hot metaphore.

TREMORS: Walk softly, carry big booms.

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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2014, 06:30:34 PM »

RETURN TO NUKE'EM HIGH, PART I:  Lloyd thinks boobies make movies.

They don't?
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At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
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