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« on: April 02, 2014, 06:21:59 PM »

Okay...better back up first...

Inspired by this bit of fan art...

I got to thinkin. What would the conversation be like if all those guys (See title) AND their first officers played poker.

House rule: Every third hand, the First officers/copilots, exec's, ect take the cards and play that hand.

Feel free to take up the conversation with this start I give ya'll.
Mal Reynolds: Zoe, why are we here again?

Susan Ivonova: Dam right. The Jumpgate goes 'BOOM' and we end up in this hole.

Zoe: Because the Verse just got too weird for words?

Spock: It would appear we have been diverted from our own universes to this place, for some unknown purpose.

James T. Kirk: What, again? This is getting to be a habit.

Major Kira: Well, at least the beings responsible were polite about it.

Susan I: Yeah, freakin' sign the size of a small moon sayin' "Sorry for the inconvieniance' How about one saying 'You are here?'

Han Solo: So, would it help to know where we are? I'm just glad the rules of this game are like Sabbac.

Chewbacca: Hrowlelll...

H Solo: Well,close  enough. Could make a good 'invention' to sell Lando when we get back.

Capt. Sisko: Mr. Spock, have you any ideas how we can get out of

Spock: It would appear the mathematics of poker are related to the working out of our situation. A strange habit of our 'hosts' I believe.

Capt. Sinclair: Great. Well there goes my weekend. What I'd like right now is a great honkin' class of orange juice to wet my whistle.

J.T. Kirk: Or some hot green Orion woman to deal the cards.

Ivonova, Kira, Zoe glare at him.


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