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« on: April 14, 2014, 10:34:00 PM »

Sometimes you find yourself in the weirder recesses of YouTube, and you come across things that you didn't know existed, and perhaps should have left alone.  Fiends and queens and tentacled beings, I present to you ... Sexsquatch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8WdydxQtF8

(Dialogue is NSFW, be advised.)

Um, wow.  My eyes are finding this difficult to unsee.  Anyone seen this before?
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2014, 11:10:18 PM »

Sounds like the dialogue might not be the only thing that's NSFW, judging by the title . . . I'm afraid to click the link! LOL
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2014, 12:06:22 AM »

There's some blood but it's nothing obscene.

Unless you find "Stupid" to be obscene. 
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2014, 06:21:14 AM »

I finally clicked the link and watched the trailer.  WOW, that looks horrible, and the women are all UGLY!
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2014, 06:21:56 AM »

Truly amazing
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2014, 11:27:50 AM »

That's not bad. That's a conspiracy to remove good from existence.
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2014, 01:03:36 PM »

Did anybody else notice how pale everybody looked?  It's like none of them had ever been outside before in their life.  I've seen black and white movies where the characters had more color. 
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2014, 06:26:21 PM »

 Buggedout

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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2014, 08:50:27 PM »

The women are rough, but the Sexsquatch itself is a fine actor. I'd watch it. I've seen worse.
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2014, 10:07:58 PM »

What's scary is that most of us here, myself included, have seen worse at one time or another.


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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2014, 12:23:22 AM »

Ive seen worse but damn...that certainly didn't keep them from trying for the godaweful award.
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2014, 03:30:55 AM »

I shudder to think what the rest of the movies from this director are like.  It makes Asylum movies look like Steven Spielberg.  And yes, as bad as this is, many of us have seen worse!
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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2014, 05:44:07 AM »

I'd rather watch Prometheus again.
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2014, 10:45:00 PM »

Is this for real?  Looks funny and a brain dead type of fun.
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« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2014, 11:35:54 PM »

I'd rather watch Prometheus again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!  Let's not get carried away, here!
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