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« on: April 16, 2014, 11:33:00 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

And...

as a friend of mine put it...

(I can't take credit for this...)

The rapper DOES have the balls to try it again if he wants to.
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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2014, 02:54:47 PM »
Two things that occurred to me when I heard this story earlier today:

Dude's name is "Andre" but from now on I bet everyone calls him "Andrea."

and

His last name is "Johnson." What's his middle name, "Has No?"
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2014, 11:47:28 PM »
"I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner."
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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2014, 08:23:10 AM »
This is what came to my mind.

King Missile - Detachable Penis:
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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2014, 08:50:16 AM »
You're supposed to put the severed penis in a plastic bag and then put that bag in another bag full of ice. 

Just in case you ever find yourself in that situation  TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2014, 01:23:42 PM »
Quote from: Bushma on April 20, 2014, 08:23:10 AM
This is what came to my mind.

King Missile - Detachable Penis:
http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4


Excellent choice! Couldn't have said it better. Karma to you, my brother!
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2014, 10:01:33 AM »
Quote from: Zapranoth on April 19, 2014, 11:47:28 PM
"I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner."

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner,
But I slipped and cut it off of me--e-E...

I wish I had my Oscar Mayer Weiner,
'Cause now I have a hard time going pee....


"thank you, thank you!"  (bows to his audience)  Cheers
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2014, 01:07:01 PM »
I guess you could also say  "Bye bye, birdie"...
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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2014, 09:33:36 PM »
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His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out"....

...followed by his subsequent hit, "Sawed-Off".

- TGWD
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2014, 10:06:30 AM »
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on June 23, 2014, 09:33:36 PM
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His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out"....

...followed by his subsequent hit, "Sawed-Off".

- TGWD

And the B-side hit, "Mini-Gun".
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