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« on: April 24, 2014, 04:28:14 AM »
So now they have this: www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=243  Buggedout

What the hell next: Trevor Vs Underpants?  Buggedout
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2014, 06:09:40 AM »
Or maybe Piranha vs. Killer Bunny. Who will survive this battle of nasty, big, pointy teeth?

Or maybe even OctoSharkRanha vs. CrocoPython Rex: Orgy of the Ridiculous Combination Creatures.
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2014, 06:19:49 AM »
Look for the sequel:  Megavolcano vs. Superplane.
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2014, 07:59:55 AM »
Why jump the shark when you can fly over it?  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2014, 11:01:25 AM »
Surely all must see the trailer.

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Poor Dean Cain, still stuck slumming for the Asylum.
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2014, 12:17:40 PM »
So who you rootin' for... the airplane, or the volcano?  TeddyR

In other "Versus" news, Asylum's got this one slated for release next week:



What puzzles me is the tag line "The Classic Sci-Fi Thriller Returns!" ... ummm, returns from where, exactly?  Question
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2014, 12:51:48 PM »
Dean Cain, Robert Davi...all forgotten stars can get work at the Asylum!

Wait, wait...'The sky is falling...so Earth must move."
Hello, Toho- can we borrow your giant walrus?
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2014, 07:22:08 PM »
Oh. My. God.

I can can deal with the concept. I can even deal with Dean Cain. But Robin Givens? Unless she dies to save the airplane, I refuse to watch this movie.
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2014, 08:23:56 PM »
That looks like fun! 

Reminds me of that 70s movie "When Time Ran Out"
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2014, 08:11:57 AM »
Quote from: Bushma on April 24, 2014, 08:23:56 PM
That looks like fun! 

Reminds me of that 70s movie "When Time Ran Out"
Always remember : As the said in the KTMA days of the MST3k theme, "Joel says when you have lemons, you make lemonade."
There be riffing HERE!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2014, 08:45:37 PM »
The premise sounds very promising  TeddyR
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2014, 08:23:11 AM »
Forget Dean Cain, forget Robin Givens, this movie has a Sweat Hog!



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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2014, 05:07:42 PM »
Quote from: Flangepart on April 24, 2014, 12:51:48 PM
Dean Cain, Robert Davi...all forgotten stars can get work at the Asylum!

Wait, wait...'The sky is falling...so Earth must move."
Hello, Toho- can we borrow your giant walrus?

 Great Gorath reference there, Flange!  Cheers
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2014, 08:59:43 PM »
Kind of wish they'd save the "VS" titles for the monster battles.  Even the strongest plane isn't going to survive a volcanic eruption.  Give it an equally silly title, like Lava in the Sky or Magmasphere.

I do like the tagline for Earth vs Asteroid> "Heaven is falling, Earth must Move".  Is somebody going to get out and push.

As for the poor C-list celebrities in these movies, Tia Carrere is the one I noticed.  Dean Cain was always going to be a small tv star, but I think people expected Tia's star to gain some extra height.  She was in the hit Wayne's World movies, then a few smaller movie roles.  Finally ending up on Relic Hunter where she played a Lara Croft inspired college professor.  One of those stars that was close to success, but never found that right break out role.
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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2014, 06:58:51 PM »
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on April 24, 2014, 12:17:40 PM



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