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« on: April 27, 2014, 03:04:28 AM »

The most aptly named movie since Snakes on a Plane.

It is a bit disappointing, though. It starts off as an over the top mexploitation movie, but instead leading up to a spectacular grand finale it kind of fizzles out into a revenge movie by numbers. A couple of things I learned from this:

- Nuns ALWAYS wear their wimples, even if they're not wearing anything else

- If you're in a Mexican brothel, and people are gunned down in the room next to you, there is no reason for concern, just keep going.

- The Catholic church operates just like the mafia
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
Javakoala
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2014, 09:58:50 AM »

- The Catholic church operates just like the mafia

Where do you think the mafia learned the ropes?   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2014, 05:04:42 PM »

- The Catholic church operates just like the mafia

Where do you think the mafia learned the ropes?   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

The only difference I can see is that Mafia doesn't approve of kiddy fiddling... anyhow, Nude Nuns With Big Guns? Sounds like an interesting habit they've got there...
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