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« on: May 21, 2014, 07:37:42 PM »

Watch out for the elves!

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Portland, Ore. police responded to a 911 call at around 7 a.m. Tuesday morning from a woman who believed her car was under attack by a pirate. But instead of a routine pirate attack—oh, Portland—they discovered an armored man who claimed he was a High Elf.

He was at least half right. Although the man, dressed in chain mail and helmet, and equipped with sword, staff, and shield, wasn't actually an elf, he was definitely high.

Konrad Bass, 30, of Glendale, Ore., told officers he had taken LSD, and also identified himself as a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth." He was cited for criminal mischief and taken to a hospital.

Morgoth, the original dark lord and master of Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings mythology, has at his command various Balrogs, rivers of fire, and, apparently, BMWs (the official car of the Dark Enemy and sponsor of the last battle).


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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2014, 07:46:41 PM »

Now that's what I'm Tolkein about!
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2014, 08:14:10 PM »

Now that's what I'm Tolkein about!

Yeah anyone planning an RPG on acid event should probably reconsider.
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2014, 09:21:25 PM »

I love The Silmarillion, but would definitely not recommend reading it while under the influence of any kind of mind-altering drug.  Even something like Flexeril would worry me, because that stuff makes me loopy.
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2014, 11:13:04 PM »

So the Dark Car is still on the loose? 
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2014, 01:12:08 PM »

Being the token Oregonian, I must say this is really embarassing.  Frankly I want to give this guy a wedgie. 
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2014, 03:58:38 PM »

Well, being I'm a High Elven king myself, I have to weigh in here and say that neither I, or any or my resurrected Aurorans, were behind any of the goings-on.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2014, 05:30:15 PM »

Now that's what I'm Tolkein about!

Yeah anyone planning an RPG on acid event should probably reconsider.

Everyone knows if you are going to play an RPG on acid it should be Cthulhu! 
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