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Flangepart
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« on: May 19, 2014, 08:57:12 AM »


Lets do this...you be my new yoeman. And we'll work really close... together.
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I'm a Mac...
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2014, 05:34:50 PM »
Girl: Bill I think your phaser is sticking into my back.

Bill: That's not my phaser.
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tracy
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2014, 03:54:48 PM »
Too much Romulan Ale and Kirk started grabbing everyone.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2014, 08:57:18 PM »
In the Star Trek/I Dream of Jeannie crossover, Kirk asks Jeannie to grant his wish to have 2 wangs.  To her surprise upon granting it, he put them to use immediately.
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2014, 09:31:27 PM »


And that my dear, is my Captain's Log!
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2014, 09:03:05 PM »

"The Enterprise is approaching Uranus."
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