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Trevor
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« on: May 30, 2014, 03:08:00 AM »
One thing that I don't do is drink hard liquor, apart from a beer now and then.

The reason? When I was about seven or eight, my grandfather - who was in his nineties and a Parkinsons sufferer, but otherwise hale and hearty - would have a daily mug full of something and his shakes would subside. This fascinated me and he asked me if I would like to try some.

So, I did, not knowing what I was sucking through the straw. One mouthful later, I swallowed and felt like throwing up. I ran outside and retched. Dad asked me what was wrong and I told him that my grandpa had given me a swallow of what was in his mug. Dad laughed and said "You just drank whiskey: how was it?" My answer was to puke.  Buggedout Never touched alcohol since.  TeddyR Drink

I still have my grandpa's mug though: I use it for my coffee.
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2014, 09:16:40 AM »
Why I don't like coffee - because it tastes bitter and nasty, no matter how much cream, sugar, or chocolate you add to it!
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2014, 01:33:47 PM »
Why I don't have hair.  Because of my damned genetically deficient family!  That's why!  Bastards!  BASTARDS!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2014, 04:58:04 PM »
Why I don't have facebook.  Here's the truth: The astronomical amount of friend requests I would get and the flooding of comments about how hot I look in pictures would probably break the servers and go to my head and make me impossible to deal with.

Phew!  Glad I got that out there! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2014, 09:46:31 PM »
Instead you have a forum full of lonely male B-movie fans telling you that you're the hottest zombie since Linnea Quigley in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, right?
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2014, 10:41:43 PM »
I don't drink anymore, but when people do, they are, so I don't!
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2014, 07:37:08 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on May 30, 2014, 09:16:40 AM
Why I don't like coffee - because it tastes bitter and nasty, no matter how much cream, sugar, or chocolate you add to it!


Ich stimme mit Ihnen, mein Freund. (I agree with you, my friend.)

Coffee is nasty! You sir, get a free drink on me for that one   Cheers
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2014, 07:47:26 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on May 30, 2014, 09:46:31 PM
Instead you have a forum full of lonely male B-movie fans telling you that you're the hottest zombie since Linnea Quigley in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, right?

Ha ha! Wish I had that problem, but there's no such thing as a "horror king" these days, and since the old masters (Karloff, Lugosi, Price, and the rest of our old friends)
have taken that title, seems as if I'm fresh out of luck. I am, however, an Ayleid king, and that carries a lot of responsibility in and of itself, so I guess I'm doin' alright!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2014, 11:24:04 AM »
Since I was three I haven't reached down and picked up a wasp. Because they have stingers.
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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2014, 08:37:29 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on May 30, 2014, 09:16:40 AM
Why I don't like coffee - because it tastes bitter and nasty, no matter how much cream, sugar, or chocolate you add to it!


Strange: I always imagined you as a Java kind of guy.  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2014, 08:38:43 AM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on May 30, 2014, 01:33:47 PM
Why I don't have hair.  Because of my damned genetically deficient family!  That's why!  Bastards!  BASTARDS!!!!!

Judging by your avatar pic, baldness suits you like Sir Patrick Stewart and Jason Statham.  TeddyR
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2014, 08:39:14 AM »
Quote from: Paquita on May 30, 2014, 04:58:04 PM
Why I don't have facebook.  Here's the truth: The astronomical amount of friend requests I would get and the flooding of comments about how hot I look in pictures would probably break the servers and go to my head and make me impossible to deal with.

Phew!  Glad I got that out there! BounceGiggle



 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2014, 09:47:15 AM »
Quote from: Paquita on May 30, 2014, 04:58:04 PM
Why I don't have facebook.  Here's the truth: The astronomical amount of friend requests I would get and the flooding of comments about how hot I look in pictures would probably break the servers and go to my head and make me impossible to deal with.

Phew!  Glad I got that out there! BounceGiggle



Paquita! Bless yer black heart! Yer here!  Drink
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2014, 11:27:59 AM »
I don't do the things I don't because it's my personal choice not to. Simple as that really. I really don't care for the taste of coffee either...
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2014, 05:20:04 PM »
Quote from: JaseSF on June 02, 2014, 11:27:59 AM
I don't do the things I don't because it's my personal choice not to. Simple as that really. I really don't care for the taste of coffee either...
Me too...except for the coffee. Me like coffee. Me wake up, go work...me good to go.
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