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Flangepart
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« on: May 30, 2014, 08:47:00 AM »


"So, I guess we just dive in, and sink or swim, while we sea what's on the bottom?"

"Oh, shut up."
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I'm a Mac...
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2014, 11:29:36 PM »

Why does a brewery require a missile control system?

Man, have you seen Sprite's cats lately?  They let nothing come between them and good beer!
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2014, 10:11:37 AM »
You see, with this newer digital model over here, you can just barely make out 97.3 The Eagle out in Hampton Roads, whereas, with that older analog model over there, you can pick up 97.3 WRIR up in Richmond. Crystal clear if you jiggle that wire just right!
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2014, 03:58:07 PM »
Look,dammit....make up your mind....coffee or tea?
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2014, 07:59:47 AM »
Quote from: Flangepart on May 30, 2014, 08:47:00 AM


Captain Crane: "Well, if we put a coat of paint here and dress it up a bit there, nobody will know this was the same control panel Allen used for the alien cave on last week's episode of Lost In Space.
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