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« on: June 05, 2014, 04:39:12 PM »

http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/crime/theyre-trying-teen-adult-size-genitals/

A Russian court ruled that a Ukrainian boy who claims he’s 13 be tried as an adult based on the size of his penis, according to The Moscow Times. Tomas, whose last name was not released to protect his identity, was arrested on suspicion of stealing a cellphone in March—an accusation he denies.

The teen had moved to Moscow that same month to live with his aunt. His family claims he was 12 at the time of the arrest and has produced Ukrainian documentation that he used to cross the Russian border as proof. But authorities think he is older and ordered a medical examination to determine his real age. Based on the size of his penis and teeth, prison doctors told the court they believe he is actually 16 or 17.

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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2014, 11:22:43 AM »


Well gee, this is a real weenie of a story...
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2014, 11:39:52 AM »

I'm guessing they interviewed him at length. Here's hoping he doesn't have to do any hard time.
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2014, 11:53:24 AM »

They had him drop his pants and could tell he was 16 with just a glans?
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2014, 04:22:27 PM »

they thought his penis was too large for a boy his age
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2014, 05:03:15 PM »

they thought his penis was too large for a boy his age

You're not getting the hang of this pun thing, lester.

Unlike me.http:// I get the hang of it very well. People are always telling me I'm well-hung.
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2014, 08:15:50 PM »

I guess the verdict will be left dangling until they decide to take the problem in hand.  I hope the poor boy is capable of holding his own until the trial is over..
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2014, 08:53:17 PM »

This is weird. First there's the http:// thing in my post above, and I don't know how it got there. Then, I swear lester left another response earlier, but it's gone now. Gremlins everywhere!
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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2014, 09:25:22 PM »

I erased it. theres still the http thing thuogh
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