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« on: June 08, 2014, 06:56:11 PM »

Ouch.

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CHANDLER, Ariz. – Police are preaching firearms safety after a Chandler man accidentally shot himself in the penis with his girlfriend's little pink pistol.

It happened last week outside a grocery store near Elliot and Alma School roads.

According to Chandler police, Joshua Seto, 27, was tucking the little gun – reportedly a Taurus 380 Compact Pistol similar to the one pictured above – into his waistband as he walked toward the store with his girlfriend, Cara Christopher.

The gun went off. The bullet hit Seto's penis and continued through his left thigh.
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2014, 08:07:28 PM »

Son of a gun!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2014, 08:39:23 PM »

It was a glans-ing blow.

(I am going to recycle this pun on every penis-related post until someone laughs).
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2014, 09:05:37 PM »

It was a glans-ing blow.

(I am going to recycle this pun on every penis-related post until someone laughs).

LOL.

Someone else told me that a "real man" would've blown it all off with a .44 Magnum.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2014, 07:28:47 AM »

Good to see natural selection is still alive and well  Smile
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2014, 09:09:37 AM »

It was a glans-ing blow.

(I am going to recycle this pun on every penis-related post until someone laughs).

You could also say they guy was "cocked and loaded"...   BounceGiggle
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