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« on: June 18, 2014, 08:40:24 PM »

Automatic sperm extractors.  That's a thing now....

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According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.


And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2014, 09:12:05 PM »

Bet their donation rates go up!!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2014, 09:33:40 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2014, 08:00:37 AM »

I actually want one of those TeddyR
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2014, 08:05:48 AM »

I actually want one of those TeddyR

Yeah that might sound like fun, but every now and then ya' just have to have some good old-fashioned fun and "take the problem in hand", if ya' get my meaning.  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2014, 01:32:39 PM »

We all know where this ends up:



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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2014, 07:00:18 AM »

And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.

If you could drop me a PM when they hit the market, that'd be super  TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2014, 01:26:09 PM »

I do hope they at least put a curtain around them if they are in the hallway.

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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2014, 07:16:25 PM »

I do hope they at least put a curtain around them if they are in the hallway.

Ed

Yeah me too.
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2014, 07:58:56 PM »

too late I broke it sorry guys
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2014, 04:34:48 PM »

Automatic sperm extractors.  That's a thing now....

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According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.


And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.


Don't tell me, they forgot the most important thing that needs to be adjusted about the machine.

The size of the pipe!

And I like what they said about the machine. "It can give a very comfortable feeling." And only $2800.00.

How about this? Use one's hand instead and save $2800.00.
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2014, 04:56:17 PM »

too late I broke it sorry guys

Eh, made in China.  That was bound to happen.
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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2014, 05:06:00 PM »

Automatic sperm extractors.  That's a thing now....

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According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.


And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.


Don't tell me, they forgot the most important thing that needs to be adjusted about the machine.

The size of the pipe!

And I like what they said about the machine. "It can give a very comfortable feeling." And only $2800.00.

How about this? Use one's hand instead and save $2800.00.


I hope they have 4XL.
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2014, 02:43:58 PM »

too late I broke it sorry guys

Eh, made in China.  That was bound to happen.

Might contain lead too  Buggedout
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2014, 03:15:57 PM »

What they don't tell you about is the the 6 inch needle that does the extracting.
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