Man Reports Two Rugs Were Stolen, in 2011

[lester1/2jr]

from my hometown paper's police log

http://needham.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/man-reports-two-rugs-were-stolen-in-2011

"At 10:10 a.m., police took a report from a resident of Boston who said that a former employee stole two rugs from his home when he lived in Needham. This occurred in 2011."

[Jack]

Give him his rugs back Lester.   

[lester1/2jr]

I like to think he was seething for 3 years and one day said "dammit, I'm callin the cops"

[Umaril Has Returned]

Two stolen rugs?  Where does it all end?!?   

[lester1/2jr]

used to be a nice quiet town

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

At work we get people who call long after a product has expired saying it doesn't work.  When you tell them it dated from 2010, they try to claim it didn't work then either.

-Ed

[Trevor]

At work we get people who call long after a product has expired saying it doesn't work.  When you tell them it dated from 2010, they try to claim it didn't work then either.