I was actually talking with my friend about this... tonight!!!
"Arise! Sir Loin of Beef! Arise! Earl of Cloves!"
"Presenting his most Royal Majesty... the KING
" Sheriff of Nottingham in gratitude for your faithful service I shall knight thee."
"Your most gracious Majesty..."
"In the name of my most Royal Majesty, I knight thee...
"Arise! Sir Loin of Beef! Arise! Earl of Cloves!
Arise! Duke of Brittingham! Arise! Baron of Munchausen!
Arise! Essence of Myrrh, Milk of Magnesia, Quarter of Ten!"
"Your Majesty is too kind..."