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BoyScoutKevin
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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2014, 02:09:27 PM »

This feels like one of those crys for help.

Trevor we are here for you!  There is no need to hurt your karma.

Oh, I don't know.

Isn't karma the South African equivalent of edelweiss? The more you stomp on it. The more and greener it grows. So . . . Trevor . . .

Would you tell your karma to hold still, while I stomp it into the ground? Thank-you!
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« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2014, 04:40:47 PM »

This feels like one of those crys for help.

Trevor we are here for you!  There is no need to hurt your karma.

Oh, I don't know.

Isn't karma the South African equivalent of edelweiss? The more you stomp on it. The more and greener it grows. So . . . Trevor . . .

Would you tell your karma to hold still, while I stomp it into the ground? Thank-you!
For a second there, I thought you were going to suggest stomping on Trevor. 
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BoyScoutKevin
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2014, 05:29:43 PM »

This feels like one of those crys for help.

Trevor we are here for you!  There is no need to hurt your karma.

Oh, I don't know.

Isn't karma the South African equivalent of edelweiss? The more you stomp on it. The more and greener it grows. So . . . Trevor . . .

Would you tell your karma to hold still, while I stomp it into the ground? Thank-you!
For a second there, I thought you were going to suggest stomping on Trevor. 

No. I could never stomp on anyone or anything, especially after my now deceased father, who was from Montana and once witnessed a fatal boot stomping, described what it was like. And you can believe me, it is not pretty, and something you do not want to witness. Anyway, especially never Trevor, who is a friend to everyone who needs a friend.
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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2014, 05:37:15 PM »

I'm sorry. I couldn't possibly. I never smite anyone...

karma to BSK for what he said about Trevor.
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« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2014, 05:46:06 PM »

I wont smite thee-but I'll Knight thee!  Wink

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« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2014, 03:14:54 PM »

I'm sorry. I couldn't possibly. I never smite anyone...

karma to BSK for what he said about Trevor.

That is so sweet. Thank-you, JaseSF. Darn! Now I am beginning to sound like the boy band "The Vamps," but whoever sendeth shalt receiveth. Here's back to you, JaseSF. And Trevor starts another trend. I just hope this one is sweeter smelling, than his "never-ever-change-your-underwear" trend.
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« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2014, 11:07:05 AM »

Well I applauded you... Cause I hate being told what to do... Now I want to boo you. Cause you told me what to do. Which would clash with my rebellion. So... I am going to start a fire now. I hope that makes sense off things!
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2014, 07:06:03 PM »

I wont smite thee-but I'll Knight thee!  Wink

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"In the name of my most Royal Majesty, I knight thee... 

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