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« on: July 10, 2014, 05:46:23 PM »

Again from Florida...

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JULY 10--A nearly naked woman who was doing yoga exercises in the middle of a Florida roadway was arrested yesterday afternoon by cops who found heroin and drug paraphernalia in her running pickup truck.

Michele Cernak, 51, was collared on a variety of drug counts after police responded to a 911 call about an intoxicated woman stripping off her clothes on an Ocala street.

When officers confronted the Ocala resident, her pants were at her ankles (though she still had “panties covering her private area,” cops noted). Witnesses told officers that Cernak had been doing yoga poses.

Cernak was exercising about ten feet from her truck, which had its driver’s door open. A search of the vehicle turned up heroin and drug paraphernalia, according to an Ocala Police Department report. During questioning, Cernak--who had a bleeding wound on her left ankle--reportedly admitted that she had been shooting heroin.


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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2014, 07:35:07 AM »

Again from Florida...

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During questioning, Cernak--who had a bleeding wound on her left ankle--reportedly admitted that she had been shooting heroin.



Yeah when you're naked and doing yoga in the street, the old "my friend must have left the heroin in my car" excuse just doesn't work.
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2014, 10:10:18 AM »

Again from Florida...

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During questioning, Cernak--who had a bleeding wound on her left ankle--reportedly admitted that she had been shooting heroin.



Yeah when you're naked and doing yoga in the street, the old "my friend must have left the heroin in my car" excuse just doesn't work.


It's nice to see heroin addicts who are health-conscious enough to practice yoga, though, isn't it?
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2014, 02:34:55 PM »

She was just trying to find her "center"!
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2014, 03:28:36 PM »

You cynical people, she just wante tdo do this:
http://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2014/07/portlanders_will_attempt_to_ma.html
But didn't have any friends
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2014, 10:36:18 PM »

She was wanting to perfect her downward-facing dog, but learned too late not to take yoga instructions from Lindsey Lohan.
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