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Trevor
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« on: July 21, 2014, 04:57:03 AM »

Things are not just weird here: they are really, really, really, weird......  Buggedout Buggedout

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2699413/Boy-nine-marries-62-year-old-mother-children-triple-age-make-ancestors-happy.html

 Question Question
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Chainsawmidget
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2014, 01:57:07 PM »

Trevor,. this is your country.  I'm putting the blame entirely on you

Now, Stop it.
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2014, 05:06:28 PM »

I knew something like this would happen. I just knew this would happen, when you stop changing your underwear every day. The odor from the unchanged underwear fries your brain.

And I'll add, that after the ceremony everyone present retired to the nearest McDonald's, where everyone ordered the Kids' Happy Meal.
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2014, 05:56:35 PM »

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Helen's husband of 30 years, Alfred Shabangu, 66, (right) and their five children, aged between 38 and 28, all attended the ceremonyl.:

I live the picture of this quote, I just think it should have read

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Helen's husband of 30 years, Alfred Shabangu, 66, (right, and looking like he's about to commit murder) and their five children, aged between 38 and 28, all attended the ceremony
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Trevor
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2014, 01:10:49 AM »

Trevor,. this is your country.  I'm putting the blame entirely on you

Now, Stop it.

 BounceGiggle TeddyR TeddyR
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To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Trevor
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2014, 01:11:48 AM »

I knew something like this would happen. I just knew this would happen, when you stop changing your underwear every day. The odor from the unchanged underwear fries your brain.

And I'll add, that after the ceremony everyone present retired to the nearest McDonald's, where everyone ordered the Kids' Happy Meal.

 TeddyR TeddyR
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To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
indianasmith
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2014, 07:36:35 AM »

While I am relieved to see that they are not planning on consummating the marriage, that is still FREAKING WEIRD!!!! Buggedout
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2014, 07:42:22 AM »

While I am relieved to see that they are not planning on consummating the marriage, that is still FREAKING WEIRD!!!! Buggedout

Yeah this, I like how he had a dream about some message from his ancestors and everyone was like "Yeah that makes sense we better plan the marriage"
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Trevor
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2014, 07:46:09 AM »

While I am relieved to see that they are not planning on consummating the marriage, that is still FREAKING WEIRD!!!! Buggedout

100% agreed: I am an African and this event makes me go WTF?  Question
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Trevor
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2014, 08:27:43 AM »

No comment: I saw my post count ended on 666 and I wanted to change it quick.  Wink
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To stand me by, underneath the African sky
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indianasmith
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2014, 11:24:25 AM »

I dreamed that gnomes were mining my pockets for lint - they force fed me water and flannel and mined my pockets every morning.
I wonder what I should do about that?
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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2014, 07:24:01 AM »

I dreamed that gnomes were mining my pockets for lint - they force fed me water and flannel and mined my pockets every morning.
I wonder what I should do about that?

XD  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

South African gnomes?  Wink
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To stand me by, underneath the African sky
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2014, 07:02:33 PM »

I knew something like this would happen. I just knew this would happen, when you stop changing your underwear every day. The odor from the unchanged underwear fries your brain.

That's about when you go and buy some fine Italian undergarments.....
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