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« on: July 23, 2014, 08:02:46 PM »

So making bacon on the beach isn't such a hot idea after all;

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JULY 21--A Florida couple was arrested last night for having sex on the beach in front of numerous individuals, including a four-year-old girl and a witness who recorded the sandy tryst with a camera phone, according to police.

Elissa Alvarez, a 20-year-old waitress, and Jose Caballero, a 39-year-old personal trainer, were each busted for felony lewd and lascivious exhibition on Cortez Beach in Bradenton. Alvarez, seen at right, and Caballero were each released from jail today after posting $7500 bond.

Cops were summoned to the beach by witness Emily Hall, who told officers that a Hispanic couple was “laying on a sheet next to her” when they “started to fondle each other.” In short order, Hall reported, the pair “started to have intercourse on the beach,” according to a probable cause affidavit.

Hall said she was “very upset” because her four-year-old daughter “witnessed the couple having sex.” Six other witnesses filed complaint affidavits describing Alvarez’s and Caballero’s explicit beach performance. In fact, “One witness filmed the couple with a camera phone to be used as evidence for this complaint,” an officer noted.


Yeah, sure the guy with a camera phone filmed it to be used as evidence...

I got this;

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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2014, 11:06:07 PM »

at least we know the couples favorite drink  TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2014, 06:37:54 AM »

Hall said she was “very upset” because her four-year-old daughter “witnessed the couple having sex.”

Well it will save her from having to give her daughter that embarrassing "birds and bees" speech at least.
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2014, 10:29:38 PM »

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Hall said she was “very upset” because her four-year-old daughter “witnessed the couple having sex.”

Because at no point did the idea of covering the girls eyes and leaving ever seemed like a good idea?
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2014, 09:57:16 PM »

Sorry; all I can think of is that sand getting in everything.  EVERYTHING.

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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2014, 11:16:15 PM »

Sorry; all I can think of is that sand getting in everything.  EVERYTHING.

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