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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2015, 05:31:48 PM » |
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MY FAVORITE EAR
A man gets an ear transplant and loves it.
THE COTTON CUB
A young bear joins a jazz club in the 30s.
SITAR WARS
Han, Luke, Leia, Chewie, R2, C3PO and the gang embrace Hindu music.
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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2015, 04:15:15 AM » |
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THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN THE GAGNIFICENT SEVEN A bunch of cowboys eat too much beans, drink too much coffee and puke.  |
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2015, 04:16:19 AM » |
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MIDNIGHT RUN MIDNIGHT RUNS Robert De Niro gets an upset tummy late at night. |
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« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2015, 08:48:06 AM » |
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THE EAGLE HAS LANDED THE BEAGLE HAS LANDED A flying doggie poops on everyone from above.  |
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« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2015, 08:49:36 AM » |
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THE GUNS OF NAVARONE THE BUNS OF NAVARONE During World War 2, a crack commando unit launch an assault on a Greek bakery. |
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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2015, 01:55:27 PM » |
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'FRO HERE TO ETERNITY
Soldiers stationed in Hawaii during the Pearl Harbor attack decide to change their hairstyles.
PISCES
A fish born between Feb. 19- Mar. 20 kills Boston coeds with a chainsaw.
CONE WOLF MCQUADE
Chuck Norris plays a wolf recently undergone surgery, and fitted with a cone around his head so he won't chew at the wound.
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« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2015, 11:55:57 PM » |
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TREMORS TREVORS Air sickness bags included  |
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« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2015, 02:00:35 AM » |
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TREMORS TREVORS Air sickness bags included LOL  |
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« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2015, 02:02:17 AM » |
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SHARKNADO SHARKNADS A proud guy shark lets it all hang out.  |
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« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2015, 07:40:07 AM » |
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A BRIDGE TOO FAR A BRIDGE TOO FART Richard Attenborough loses control of himself. |
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« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2015, 04:09:10 PM » |
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THE EAGLE HAS LANDED THE BEAGLE HAS LANDED A flying doggie poops on everyone from above. Or, Snoopy in his Sopwith Camel vs. Trevor in his Albatross to see who can create the biggest stink in the skies over Europe. |
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« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2015, 01:37:55 AM » |
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I cheated here but: BIRDEMIC BIRDENEMA |
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« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2015, 01:40:02 PM » |
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LICE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE
Ellen Burstyn plays a louse leaving the heads of her human hosts in New Mexico, taking her young nit with her to Monterrey, California, and works at a diner.
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« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2015, 06:55:12 AM » |
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Lord of the Rungs:
The story of one Hobbits struggle to be the fastest ladder climber in the shire.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2015, 10:38:03 PM » |
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BEAUTY AND THE BREAST
The ex-prince, for being such a mean beast, is cursed with another spell-- he is turned into a mammary. Can Belle love a boob?
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