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major jay
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« on: August 06, 2014, 11:20:37 AM »

"I just wanted to feel closer to nature"

A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2014, 11:26:25 AM »

Okay!Okay!Okay! I-I-I know each of you is supposed to represent something, Like this is supposed to be some sort of sign or something, j-just don't poop on me!

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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2014, 05:35:21 PM »

"Must not sneeze...must not sneeze...keep ears and nose intact...niiiice raptors..."

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2014, 05:50:00 PM »

Ok man, I don't care what the cats have threatened to do, make with the beer like now.

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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2014, 06:30:05 PM »

Those don't look like battleships at all

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