Florida couple busted for Beef O'Brady's parking lot romp

[sprite75]

Ah, Florida.

AUGUST 13--A Florida woman who once was busted for cheering on her teenage daughter during a videotaped brawl with a classmate was arrested yesterday after cops spotted her having sex with a 20-year-old man while standing outside a pickup truck parked in front of a Beef ‘O’ Brady’s restaurant.

Responding to a 6 PM report of “two individuals engaging in sexual activity on the side of a red pickup truck,” cops discovered April Newcomb, 42, and Brandon Tinyes trysting.

The couple was standing next to the open driver’s side door of a “red pickup truck with the tailgate down and both doors open.” The parking lot was “full of foot travel by people.”

As detailed in an explicit Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, a deputy spotted Tinyes “thrusting his hip back and forth” while the “moaning” Newcomb’s legs were wrapped around him. Newcomb and Tinyes were both naked from the waist down and had their genitals exposed, according to the report.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

WHO EATS AT A PLACE CALL BEEF O'BRADY?????

[BoyScoutKevin]

Ah, Florida.

AUGUST 13--A Florida woman who once was busted for cheering on her teenage daughter during a videotaped brawl with a classmate was arrested yesterday after cops spotted her having sex with a 20-year-old man while standing outside a pickup truck parked in front of a Beef ‘O’ Brady’s restaurant.

Responding to a 6 PM report of “two individuals engaging in sexual activity on the side of a red pickup truck,” cops discovered April Newcomb, 42, and Brandon Tinyes trysting.

The couple was standing next to the open driver’s side door of a “red pickup truck with the tailgate down and both doors open.” The parking lot was “full of foot travel by people.”

As detailed in an explicit Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, a deputy spotted Tinyes “thrusting his hip back and forth” while the “moaning” Newcomb’s legs were wrapped around him. Newcomb and Tinyes were both naked from the waist down and had their genitals exposed, according to the report.

The tailgate was not the only thing down, and the doors were not the only things open.

[sprite75]

WHO EATS AT A PLACE CALL BEEF O'BRADY?????

People in 215 different places.

[Jack]

He really needs to get a topper and an air mattress for that pickup.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

WHO EATS AT A PLACE CALL BEEF O'BRADY?????

People in 215 different places.

Being a rather heavier than average fellow, I have rules that help me feel better about myself... 1) No sweatpants in public 2) when exercising or working go as hard as everyone else, and no breaks 3) No buffets 4) no non lace up shoes and now 5) NO Beef O'Brady.  

Though it sounds like they take their parking service to the next level.