11. Rig up a screwdriver-key to make it look like you’ve stolen your own car.
I can foresee this going badly wrong
Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the carIf you really want your car to be unjackable It's a lot easier to hide a switch (in the glovebox for example) that just disables a fuse or whatever. The parts are next to nothing and there are plenty of DIY guides online