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Trevor
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« on: September 02, 2014, 03:11:18 AM »
Now that was a real waste of time and petrol..... TongueOut

www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Man-deflated-after-sex-party-turns-out-to-be-a-scam-20140902

Damnit......  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2014, 07:55:52 PM »
I'm sorry Trevor.  I will say that I wouldn't have been disappointed, because my wife would have killed me before I got the chance to be disappointed.
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 10:10:11 AM »
I once accompanied my wife to a party at the home of one of her friends, we both thought it would be one of those Tupperware / Amway type things, turned out to be a Fredrick's of Hollywood / sex toy party, being the only guy there I found it amazingly eye opening and completely embarrassing.
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 02:19:27 PM »
Quote from: Dennis on September 23, 2014, 10:10:11 AM
I once accompanied my wife to a party at the home of one of her friends, we both thought it would be one of those Tupperware / Amway type things, turned out to be a Fredrick's of Hollywood / sex toy party, being the only guy there I found it amazingly eye opening and completely embarrassing.

And Dennis, as the only man there, did any of the women have you demonstrate how any of the products worked? All in the interest of sales, of course.
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Dennis
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2014, 08:02:21 AM »
All product demonstrations, such as they were, were done by the two young women who were distributing the products. I remember that one of the gizmos came with a combination owner's manual / instruction book that was about 30 to 40 pages long.  Buggedout
My participation was limited to observing in silence, and as my wife was with me I'm pretty sure doing anything else would have got me killed.  
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2014, 12:43:17 PM »
And how long did you stay there? Just asking...
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2014, 08:01:09 AM »
We were there for a couple hours or so, I think my wife was embarrassed because I was there, I was just embarrassed. The last time I heard this type of conversation was in my high school locker room after a football game.
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