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« on: September 02, 2014, 07:25:30 PM »


Picard: Come on man, hurry up.  You Jedis are pathetic.  Captain James T. Kirk would've had it open by now and half consumed!
Obi-Wan: I'm doing the best I can Jean-Luc.  Opening a beer bottle with a lightsaber isn't anywhere near as easy at it looks!
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2014, 08:06:04 PM »
Starfleet officer: Interesting, this seems to be a container for a 20th century alcoholic beverage, but typically they wouldn't have been this large. What is it doing on this planet?
Jedi: WE SHOULD STAB IT WITH OUR LIGHTSWORDS. HURRRRR
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2014, 07:53:08 AM »
Quote from: sprite75 on September 02, 2014, 07:25:30 PM


Obi-Wan: "You know what we don't need just now?...Stormtroopers."

Jean Luc:"Are they dangerious?"

Obi-Wan: " Nah. But they drink like crazy, and I ain't even got the bottle open."
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