Going ape S#!%.

[Flangepart]

"I know it's in here...Poo flinging...Poo contents- Ah, here it is! Paw washing. Very important to know, or so the legends say."

[LilCerberus]

Hamlet? Ham-LET?
Ten million years, Ten million monkeys on Ten million type writers, and all we have to show for for it is this schlock?

[LilCerberus]

Infinite Monkey Theorem isn't solve this tax crisis.
First of all, we don't have an infinite number of monkeys OR an infinite number of typewriters, & second, you're a gorilla & I'm an orangutang.

[Olivia Bauer]

"Some girls are happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my slime hole and an egg timer up my other vagina."

"This is what qualifies as literature these days?"

[LilCerberus]

From what I've found in these ancient texts, I have good reason to believe that apekind may, in fact, NOT be the result of the DE-evolution of mankind, but rather, the results of eons of exposure to toxic levels of Rogain!

[LilCerberus]

In Darwin's name, we pray...

[sprite75]

"It was a dark and stormy night..."
"Maybe it'll get better."