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Flangepart

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Going ape S#!%.

« on: October 28, 2014, 08:51:36 AM »

"I know it's in here...Poo flinging...Poo contents- Ah, here it is! Paw washing. Very important to know, or so the legends say."


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LilCerberus

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Re: Going ape S#!%.

« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2014, 09:11:18 AM »

Hamlet? Ham-LET?
Ten million years, Ten million monkeys on Ten million type writers, and all we have to show for for it is this schlock?


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LilCerberus

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Re: Going ape S#!%.

« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2014, 09:25:10 AM »

Infinite Monkey Theorem isn't solve this tax crisis.
First of all, we don't have an infinite number of monkeys OR an infinite number of typewriters, & second, you're a gorilla & I'm an orangutang.


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A.J. Bauer

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Re: Going ape S#!%.

« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2014, 12:58:17 PM »

"Some girls are happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my slime hole and an egg timer up my other vagina."

"This is what qualifies as literature these days?"


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LilCerberus

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Re: Going ape S#!%.

« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2014, 11:47:48 PM »

From what I've found in these ancient texts, I have good reason to believe that apekind may, in fact, NOT be the result of the DE-evolution of mankind, but rather, the results of eons of exposure to toxic levels of Rogain!


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LilCerberus

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Re: Going ape S#!%.

« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2014, 11:49:59 PM »

In Darwin's name, we pray...


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sprite75

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Re: Going ape S#!%.

« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2014, 06:14:17 PM »

"It was a dark and stormy night..."
"Maybe it'll get better."


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