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Flangepart
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« on: November 17, 2014, 06:33:33 PM »



When the Greek Ghods decided to screw with mankind, they laughed their keesters off with this one.
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2014, 10:38:49 PM »

Unfortunately, naming it Zeus couldn't make it look any less wimpy...
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2014, 09:29:50 AM »

Unfortunately, naming it Zeus couldn't make it look any less wimpy...
And da boy seems to have no lower teeth.
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2014, 12:03:01 PM »

 Oswald Cobblepott before the botched nose job.
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2014, 10:39:25 PM »

No, this will still not get you laid.
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2014, 09:48:19 AM »

The first cigarette specifically marketed to ventriloquist's dummies?
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2014, 10:36:18 AM »

"Have you ever thought, 'Gee, how can I look even more like a dumbass when I smoke'? Well patented Zeus can help!"
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