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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2015, 08:42:26 PM »

There aren't many I legitimately hate.  Even ones I've scored a 1/10 at least get some kind of "thanks for trying" from me.  A game has to really p**s me off or make me question its existence, and few have actually done that.  A game doesn't even have to take the lowest score to accomplish this either. 
Dear Esther (PC)- Press and hold 'W', listen to blah blah blah, walk slowly, listen to more pretentious rambling, feel elite because you're playing something more "sophisticated" than your garden variety corridor shooter, then win the game.  BOOOOOO-RRRRRRIIIIIING!  I would have put MirrorMoon EP here, but that game showcased enough bold concepts, despite being a crap title, that I still appreciate the attempt the developer made at forward-thinking.  This, on the other hand, just comes off as lazy and a bit ostentatious.

I wouldn't even call it well written either. It's a good thing I didn't pay for the damned thing.

Ugh, I know.  The script may as well have been:

"Dear, Esther.  Vague symbolism, ceaseless prattle.  More vague symbolism, unnecessary wordiness, more prattle."

Then you turn into a Sea Gull for... Some... Reason...

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