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« on: November 23, 2014, 10:12:56 AM »

I was drawing some cartoons earlier this week, in the wake of the mid-term election, and thinking about who might be the best GOP candidate for 2016.
We need someone who can take a firm stand on things he believes in, who can project a positive image to the media, and deal effectively with America's enemies.  Then it occurred to me - Cthulhu is the answer to all of America's problems!  I had already featured him in one cartoon, so the campaign ads came pretty naturally.  Cthulhu - because sometimes the lesser of two evils is not evil enough!





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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2014, 10:15:00 AM »

A few more . . .







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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2014, 03:22:11 PM »

Brilliant! Methinks an idea for your fifth book has been born...
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2014, 09:26:12 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2014, 11:16:49 PM »

Wasn't he president already?

Sorry, my mistake. I was thinking of lil Bush's time in office.

Yes, definitely, Cthulhu would be a better choice than ANYONE either side might pick. Can we sacrifice Ms. Palin to call him forth? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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indianasmith
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2014, 11:39:38 PM »

I'll see your Palin and throw in a Hilary to sweeten the pot!
Even if Cthulhu fails to respond, we're still better off!!
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2014, 03:06:07 AM »

I'll see your Palin and throw in a Hilary to sweeten the pot!
Even if Cthulhu fails to respond, we're still better off!!

Agreed!   Cheers
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